It can’t be nice. To fake. That makes you a cheat, right? Instead of allowing your body to tan naturally, you lay your blubber of a body on the tanning bed. Henceforth, you’ll be gifted with a fake tan. You might like it. They might like it too. But heck, everybody enjoys a good laugh. And they’ll be laughing at your expense. That’s not nice. Its humiliating. So, do yourself a favour, get your lazy butt off of the couch and get out there, out in the open fresh air, breath in, breath out, see how quickly you de-stress, and while you’re at it, take in the glorious sunshine. That way you’re bound to give yourself a natural tan.
Not overnight, nothing good happens overnight, but over time. A fake tan is possible overnight, depending how long you expose yourself to the lamp. And expose yourself to the risks of skin cancer, and worse. Yeah, some of you will argue that you can get that if you stay out in the sun long. But that’s the whole point. No one said for hours. And certainly not at midday. Some people seem to like fake teeth commerce. It’s how it goes. This is what happens to people who are too darn lazy to brush and floss their teeth and gums regularly. And these days, that means at least three times a day.
You thought twice a day was enough; once in the morning. And once at night? Nope, not anymore. Not according to the American Dental Association. And that’s like the highest authority in the dental fraternity, short of the Surgeon General. But what does he know? After all, he’s a guy who once said that smoking was cool. And yellow teeth? Not cool.